[The post starts off as voice, although it's distinctly NOT Misato's voice. It's the voice of a... Teenage boy. A very whiny teenage boy who is trying to sound like a hardass.]

So I've had to ground the investigation to a halt, thanks to unforeseen circumstances. Then again, I guess I should've figured the Barge would've started throwing all this crap my way, the minute someone tries to make sense of this place. The whole thing in the cafeteria's been cleared up though, right? There's some guy who all but confessed to it in zero, anyway, so I guess we should count our blessings we're not running around with our heads in our asses about that.

[There's the sound of some shuffling and then the video feed clicks on, revealing a teenage boy. Who is not Misato and although you can only see him from the chest up, it's very clear he's wearing Misato's dress. NOT ONLY IS MISATO HER WARD, SHE'S A CROSSDRESSER.

She is so unamused]

Admiral, I really needed to talk to you about something, but since you're a little busy being a lousy driver, I'll hold off.

[Misato was going to make a point to talk about port, but.... The moment's passed. ASSUME SHE GAVE AN AWESOME PEP TALK TO HER TEAM WHEN THEY TURNED UP NAKED. And then strolled off to find her clothes. And she's been avoiding talking to Laura, since SHE FEELS REALLY BAD THAT SHE DIED. And being the soldier that she is, working with a group of mostly civilians, she kinda blames herself.

SO TO BUSINESS.]

[Warden Filter]

In the past week, there's been three reported cases over the journals of Inmates- and in one case, a Warden- gaining powers they didn't have previously. I can't be the only one who has questions about this, right? Especially after the weird power surges some of the Inmates had last month.

With the rest of the Wardens' support, I'd like to conduct an investigation into the matter. Maybe we can nip this in the bud before someone gets an ability and uses it to hurt someone or, God forbid, blows up half the Barge, accidentally.

[Private to Belthazor]

I need you to do me a favor.

Well. As far as floods go, I think that one could've been a lot worse, huh? I think the worst that happened is the second floor common room has a new paint job, and, honestly, I think it looks better that way.

[Locked to Bela]

You. Me. The pub.

[Locked to Tony]

I'm kidnapping your Inmate for a good, hard, long bout of girly drinking. I'm sure you have no objections to this.

Damn.

Thanks for letting me catch my breath, Barge. I've been knee-deep in one disaster and now I've already got my Inmate assignment. At least this job keeps me on my toes.

[Private to Scotty]

If you find out what caused the attack, will you let me know? I still want to catch the guy before someone else does and we get a riot on our hands.

[Private to Loki]

Looks like I'm your Warden. Misato Katsuragi. We can meet, as soon as you're ready.

[Private]

I don't get it. Angels where I come from weren't Biblical or holy at all. I thought I finally understood them. It took me a whole year of fighting them, but I understood. So why change the game now?

I think God's laughing at me.

[OOC: I'm sorry for the Misato!Spam, but she just came off a terrorist attack on her complex in her canon that eventually ended in her death, so her choices right now are either TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION WHILE RIDING HIGH ON BATTLE ADRENALINE or curl up in a fetal ball in the corner and crash. She's a very proactive woman.]

You guys sure know how to give a girl a warm welcome.

I have no authority here and I just got here, so I don't have a reputation, but I've seen this kind of thing before. If people believe that this was someone's doing, then the last thing we need are vigilantes panicking and trying to take matters into their own hands. It will only end in witch hunts and chaos and that's probably exactly what the person behind all this had in mind. If we run scared, then we're just fueling the fire.

[Locked to Wardens]

Do any of you know which inmates might have had access to that kind of technology? I've been told that there are several, but even if there are, how many of them could possibly have a vendetta against that many people. Even on a prison ship, there can't be that many people inclined to mindless genocide.